The Random Rant

Hi Everyone.
I am Stuart and I have a ranting problem. Here it goes.
Why does nobody ever email me? I email them and don't get a response! Why should I even waste my time emailing people who don't respond back, especially about things I trying to organise with them. I've checked my email like 6 times in the last 8 hours and there have been no emails! Except spam, which I've resorted to reading. It's all about stupid drugs i.e. Viagra, which I really need *rolls eyes reallllly sarcastically* (Viagra is really only useful in cases of erectile dysfunction, not normal people) and penis enlargements. "Youre wooman is not satsfyed" really makes you doubt their intellectual prowess.
So yeah, ON TO THE NEXT RANT!!!
Why do all my friends, except a select few, have to be dragged forcibly by the ears to do anything social? I know what they spend their holidays doing. NOTHING, not porn as it probably sounded like. I went into the city once after about 20-something emails between us. We had a large argument in the city to whether we should go to the Koko Black in Lygon Street, Collins Street or Royal Arcade. Despite Tullio and Vetchkin's complaining, we ended up going to the one in Royal Arcade. This whole stupid dispute was over A STUPID STRAWBERRY MOUSSE THINGY!!! We also spent about 2 hours in the VCA and Melbourne University libraries, looking at music. I found this really cool piece called Mein Teddybär, by Ganglberger and it's a concert polka for bassoon! How is it not cool in every way!? So anyway, what kind of sad teenagers spend 2 hours in libraries looking for the Poulenc Clarinet Sonata and then going spastic when we do? I did find 2 wind quartets though, which I was pretty happy about. Our favourite shop is Thomas' Music, which is a really great classical music store. I bought 5 of the Vernon Handley Vaughan Williams set, which is really nice and well conducted too, but everyone else hates Vaughan Williams. Mainly because it isn't halfway music. Personally, halfway music is my least favourite kind of music. I also got a Boost, which was one of the highlighty things of the day. So yeah, it was an okay day.