THE WORD, SLUT, ATTRACTED YOU DIDN'T IT!!! You were secretly expecting naughty pictures. Alas, no, "Churning the Slut Cushion" has no such meaning. In fact, I don't think it has any meaning at all. :S
Now what do you think "Churning the Slut Cushion" has to do with Arty Stereotypes. If you guessed "ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!!", you are right, but on to arty stereotypes anyway.
I was really bored in the car yesterday, and I was think about stereotypes and here is the scary stereotype, which I hope I don't ever fit into.
Here are some words which sum it up well
- Latte drinking
- Coffee-table books
- 15 recordings of the same piece ... DVORAK!!!!!
- Concerts at least once a week
- BERET!!!!!
AARGH!!! HOW TERRIFYING!!!!
Wouldn't it be even more sad if these concerts were school concerts! I actually have a school concert tonight.
HOW HORRIBLE!!! Lets start with hmm... ORCHESTRA!!!
ARGH!! How I dread orchestra... Dr Lierse cannot conduct..... Mrs EB (Elton-Brown) is scary..... George (other bassoon player) is a jerk..... Other bassoons are nice..... School captain's charades are entertaining..... Berlioz writes too much for bassoons...... Les Miserables is an odd musical...... The people singing it make it even more odd......
Now on to Stage Band (otherwise to be known as bitching about the incompetancy of the crew)
Stupid crew can't even move a microphone. I MEAN HOW HARD IS IT TO MOVE A BLOODY MICROPHONE!!!! Stupid Steinway piano can't be moved even the slightest without some random old guy coming out and helping us move the piano.....
Now to Concert Band (more bitching)
AARGH!!! IT FEELS MORE LIKE A CHALLENGE!!! WHO CAN SHOVE THE MOST CHAIRS INTO THE SMALLEST SPACE!!!! STUPID CONDUCTOR NEVER CHANGES TEMPO!!! BASSOON PARTS ARE SOOOOO BORING!!! F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F !!!! HOW MANY Fs CAN YOU SHOVE ONTO ONE PIECE OF PAPER!!!! AS IN THE NOTE NOT THE DYNAMIC MARKING!!!
Now onto Chorale (the less we say about this, the better)
ARRGH! I HOPE NOBODY SEES ME IN THIS!!! :(
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