Sunday, January 14, 2007

In response to the "anonymous" person (RACHEL)

What, you want us to talk about heavy metal? Here is a visual depiction of heavy metal: *&$(RNH#QYRC(8cnhey5(*8$C(*&$%(*H%&)($JT)$.

IT'S UGLY AND STUPID AND IT SOUNDS TERRIBLE. C - F# C# - G (REPEAT 98743528032850932874093284032 TIMES)

Whereas classical (20th century/romantic) is far more complex and emotionally deep.

Now in response to those dvorak rants, we will have a DEREK BOURGEOIS RANT!!!!11

BOURGEOIS IS SOOO BRILLIANT. HE WROTE CHAMBER OF HORRORS. CHAMBER OF HORRORS IS SOOOO BRILLIANT!!! ESPECIALLY THE 4TH MOVEMENT!!! IT'S SOOO ANNOYING BUT STILL SCARY (IN A WAY) AND THAT MAKES IT GOOD!!! HOORAY FOR DANCING VAMPIRES!!! AND THE FIRST MOVEMENT IS GOOD TOO!!! HOORAY FOR ANNOYING BUT GOOD AND SCARY OSTINATOS!!!!! AND THE 2ND MOVEMENT IS GOOD ASWELL, ALTHOUGH I'M ONE OF A VERY SMALL MINORITY WHO WOULD LIKE IT!!! IT'S REALLY WEIRD, BUT THE ORCHESTRATION IS UBER AND IT HAS LOTS OF DISSONANCE!!! DISSONNNAANNNCCEEE!!!!!!! BUT NOT HEAVY METAL DISSONNAANNCEEE!!! AND IT'S MODERN WITHOUT BEING MINIMALIST!!! THE THIRD MOVEMENT IS A BIT BORING BUT IT'S SLOW AND NEARLY ALL SLOW MOVEMENTS ARE BORING!!!

HERE IT IS http://www.sibeliusmusic.com/cgi-bin/show_score.pl?scoreid=12171

NOW FOR A RANT ABOUT THE 2ND MOVEMENT OF SYMPHONY NO. 11!! BY BOURGEOIS!!!! IT'S AN INSANE SCHERZO!!! AND IT'S BRILLIANT!!!! AND HAS ONE SECTION WITH THE PICCOLO PLAYING AN ANNOYING MELODY IN THE WRONG KEY!!! IT'S FUNNY!!! BUT THE REST OF THE MOVEMENT IS NOT ANNOYING!!!! IT'S WEIRD BUT GOOD!!!

HERE IT IS http://www.sibeliusmusic.com/cgi-bin/show_score.pl?scoreid=38647

AND HERE'S HIS SIBMUSIC PAGE http://www.sibeliusmusic.com/cgi-bin/user_page.pl?url=dbourgeois

LISTEN TO ALL 36 OF HIS SYMPHONIES!!!!!

2 comments:

maggie may said...

ummmm

Anonymous said...

SHOSTAKOVICH IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN DVORAK! SHOSTAKOVICH SI THE BEST! LONG LIVE THE DEAD SHOSTAKOVICH! THAT DOESNT MAKE SENSE! WHY AM I WRITING IN CAPS LOCK! AAAAAAAAARGH!
anyway to more calmer events, im going to brag about my brilliant defeat of jackson in the science test! i got 100% and jackson got less than me! i am the greatest! go me!
man that was being full of myself. well it doesnt matter, ill cancel it out with praise for someone other than me!
SHOSTAKOVICH IS THE BEST! DVORAK IS PATHETIC AND BOURGEIOUIUIUIOS OR HOWEVER YOU SPELL IT IS EVEN WORSE!